My Daughter is Moving Out!
Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car that you gave me. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. What she actually said was…
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.”