Think again if you believe drilling oil here won’t work.

February 24, 2012 1 comment

Blistering article in the Wall Street Journal: ‘Stupid’ and Oil Prices

Why is it so hard to believe that drilling for oil domestically would improve oil prices? It’s a basic tenet of economics. You know, supply and demand. Everything this administration has been doing is hurting gas and energy prices, not helping. Let’s do a short list:
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Concealed Carry doesn’t work?

February 23, 2012 1 comment

From June, 2007.

Retired Marine and former Pan Am/Delta Pilot John Lovell is Top Gun at Subway Sandwich Shop

Plantation, Florida:
Last week police were called to investigate an attempted armed robbery: The 71-year-old retired Marine who opened fire on two robbers at a Plantation, Florida, Subway shop late Wednesday, killing one and critically wounding the other, is described as John Lovell, a former helicopter pilot for two presidents. He doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, and he works out every day. Mr. Lovell was a man of action Wednesday night.

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Grandma’s Boyfriend

February 21, 2012 2 comments


A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’

Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh… I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.’

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, ‘Hello son, is your Grandma home?’

The little boy replied, ‘Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.’

The minister fainted.

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And then the fight started…

February 15, 2012 6 comments

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift….
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
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Just a shotgun

February 1, 2012 1 comment

From an email I received:

You’re sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.
In the darkness, you make out two shadows. One holds something that looks like a crowbar. When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire. The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside. As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you’re in trouble.

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Obama Picks Fight With Catholic Church in an Election Year: Game On (w/videos)

January 31, 2012 2 comments

Reblogged from Nice Deb:

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Why is the Obama administration picking a fight with the Catholic church during an election year? It doesn’t make any sense. He’s got the bishops all riled up, and those guys are hard to rile up.

He’s ticked off the Catholic church like no other President has ever done before. If Obama and Co think their assault on our religious liberties can be compared to the war in Iraq because the Catholic church opposed that, too, they’ve got another thing coming.

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I think it was loud in Hilton Coliseum yesterday…

January 29, 2012 Leave a comment

1) My ears finally stopped ringing.
2) It was even too loud for at least one Kansas fan:

I’ll stop gloating about this game sometime.

Maybe tomorrow!

Thanks to BoilerClone at CycloneFanatic: Too Loud for KU Fan in Hilton… (Forum board for Cyclone fans).

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